🚨 OSTDEUTSCHLAND DISCORD – WHERE THE WALL IS HIGH AND YOUR FREEDOM IS LOW! 🚨

Welcome, comrade! You have automatically been approved for entry into the most glorious digital Worker’s Paradise! Here, we offer the full East German experience—whether you want it or not!

💥 PRESTIGIOUS, TOTALLY NOT MANDATORY JOBS! 💥

🖼️ PROPAGANDA MAKER – Create Party-approved posters! Praise the leadership or disappear mysteriously! 🚔 POLICE PATROL – Spy on neighbors, arrest free thinkers, and confiscate dangerous Western contraband (such as blue jeans)! 🎩 BECOME A MINISTER! – Rise through the ranks! Control the economy! (Spoiler: There is no economy!) 🏭 WORK FOR OSTMARKS! – Earn 2 Ostmarks per week in the factory! Buy half a cabbage after only six months of hard labor!

🌟 EXCITING ACTIVITIES! 🌟

🚧 VISIT THE BERLIN WALL! – Take a selfie! Try escaping! Meet our friendly sniper team! 📢 FREE ADVERTISING! – Promote Party-approved businesses, such as Turnip Farms and State-Issued Shoes, Model #2! 🤝 PARTNER WITH US! – Merge your server with the glorious GDR and receive a shiny certificate of ideological purity! 📸 SEND MEDIA! – Post pictures of tractors, concrete buildings, and happy citizens (real or imaginary)!

Plus new things added all the time!

JOIN OSTDEUTSCHLAND TODAY! (You are already under surveillance, so you might as well embrace it!)

ALSO YOU CAN GET SENT TO REEDUCATION CENTER IF UR BAD

https://discord.gg/bWwV7d8nun

@everyone

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