👤 Agent A: You got the stuff? 👤 Agent B: Yeah. TikTok edits, fanfics, playlists—pure, unfiltered brainrot. 👤 Agent A: Perfect. The mission is clear. We infiltrate. We absorb. We obsess. 👤 Agent C (in headset): Confirmed. Target fandom locked. Prepare to lose all grip on reality. 👤 Agent B: Side effects include: emotional damage, sleepless nights, and uncontrollable shipping. 👤 Agent A: Worth it. Let’s rot. (they vanish into a swirl of hyperfixation)